z-buffering is overrated

Fail

Not game development related, but sure in the right spirit for the blog!

Never underestimate the brutal honesty of gamers

From the Paradise City forums:

This game sucks, then it crashes.

For any one who is considering getting this game..

Dont..

(Thanks to Mikkel)

Debug rendering for the win

Cel proceling

"Battle field is awesom and lok as if real life movie

it have mountans woods and house

cel proceling"

From GameTrailers comment thread

A data the miss match

"Usually happens when there is a data the miss match"

Med boxes - glitching and bouncing

Battlefield: Bad Company Beta - Bouncing Meds Glitch

I Get Your Version

// Now OF COURSE starting with catalyst 5.13 or so they decreased the number
// in GL version by 3000 or so. So GL version of Catalyst 6.11 is 2.0.1072
// (whereas Catalyst 5.3 is 2.0.4955).
//
// So we also detect the driver DLL version (5.3 is ati2dvag, 6.14.10.6517).
//
// Wonderful!
if( version <= 20 && buildVersion <= 4955 && driverNameString ==
"ati2dvag" && (driverVersion <=
windriverutils::VersionInfo(6,14,10,6517)) )
{
   hasVertexProgram = false;
   printf_console( "GL: disabling vertex programs due to Radeon
driver bugs\n" );
}

(Submitted by Aras)

Error codes, a way of life

(Submitted by ReJ)

can has paddid bufr pls?

*****************************************************************************
RWAudioCore Library assertion failed:
  Info  : rw::audio::core::System::GetCommandSlot() - Ran out of command buffer space. 
    Please increase the size of the command buffer specified to rw::audio::core::System::CreateInstance().
  Assert: mCommandIndex <= mCommandBufferSize
  File  : C:/packages/rwaudiocore/3.06.01/include/rw/audio/core/system.h
  Line  : 2684
*****************************************************************************

(Submitted by Scav)

Windmill spectators

WTFs/minute

Bug: FIX THE STUPID ERROR

Steps to reproduce
1:You suck anus hole. 2:every 20 seconds the game restarts internet
explorer. 3:you suck. 4:FIX THE STUPID ERROR! and 5: YOU SUCK!

(Submitted by Aras)

Possible cause that you should make sure

graphics error 262 : 00000000 00000000
Invalid graphics command data
Basic: 00000000 Extended: 00000000
Possible cause that you should make sure...

The Anatomy of a Rally spectator